A song for the G20 summit - London

A song for the G20 summit - London, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

With the G20 summit in London almost upon us any suggestions about a suitable official anthem?

New City dress code goes into effect ahead of G20 demo

New City dress code goes into effect ahead of G20 demo, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

How not to look like a banker

City workers are being advised by police to dress down during the G20 summit next week, in case they're targeted by protesters.

The Guardian

For the latest updates on the G20 demonstrations check out the #g20 hash on Twitter and "G20" on blog search engines such as Technorati. These are great resources for anyone who wants to get an impression of what's going on in the streets as well as the news rooms.

Learning the power of numbers

Learning the power of numbers, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

"Ok children. Who can tell me about decimals?

If you steal 10,000 euros they put you in jail.

If you steal 10,000,000 they put you on TV.

If you steal 10,000,000,000 they put you in charge."

Sherlock Holmes Vs Exarchia

Sherlock Holmes Vs Exarchia, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

The Greek government has invited British anti - terrorist experts to help with investigations into the recent spate of attacks throughout the country. According to the Greek newspaper, Kathimerini on Sunday, Sir Ian Blair, ex - head of Scotland Yard is due to arrive in the Greek capital today.

Picture captioned using Speechable.com.

Το πριόνι θα φτάσει μέχρι το κόκκαλο

Ο εκσυγχρονισμός του Ελληνικού πολιτικού λεξιλογίου σε χρειάζεται.

RYANAIR MAG

RYANAIR MAG, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

LONDON, England (CNN) -- The ever budget-conscious boss of Ryanair has suggested the discount airline may start charging passengers for using the toilet on board its flights.

Michael O'Leary said the airline had revived inquiries into whether the airline could install coin-operated toilets on its fleet.

"People might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in future," he said in a BBC interview, adding "We're always in Ryanair looking at the ways of constantly lowering the costs of air travel and making it more affordable and easier for passengers to fly with us."

CNN

See here from the logical next step in this process ;

Thank you for choosing Paleokostas Airlines

Thank you for choosing Paleokostas Airlines, originally uploaded by Teacher Dude's BBQ.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight 4B7 with service from Korydallo.

We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all explosive devices underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that weapons are in the upright position for take-off. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, including tazors and IEDs. Shooting is prohibited for the duration of the flight.

Thank you for choosing Paleokostas Airlines. Enjoy your flight."

Greek government clamps down on internet critics

http://my.nowpublic.com/world/greek-government-attempts-shut-down-internet-news-sites

New cabinet reshuffle in Greece?

Faced by growing popular dissatifaction and falling opinion poll results, leader of the ruling New Democracy party, Kostas Karamanlis is said to be contemplating his second major cabinet reshuffle in a matter of months. Sources close to the prime minister say that Karamanlis is considering a radical restructuring of the government to bring in new talent to deal with the country’s worsening econmic position and get to grips with the challenges thrown up by the continuing worldwide financial crisis.

Although yet to be confirmed, Athens mayor, Nikitas Kaklamnis is said to be a sure bet as the next Minister of the Environment. Given his experience with handling ecological matters and sensitivies over green issues, Kakalmanis is thought to be the perfect replacement for Giorgos Sofoulias. However, the global nature of the problems facing Greece potential candidates from outside the country’s borders mean that others from wider afield are being considered.

Moves have been made via diplomatic connections in Tehran to invite, Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to take over at the Ministry for National Education and Religious Affairs. News of the talks came to light in the national press after video surfaced on Youtube and quickly spread throughout the Greek language blogosphere.

Even more dramatic are the negotiations being quietly held in New York between the Greek government and Bernard Madoff, ex - Wall Street financier to take over the reins at the Ministry of Economics and Finance. High ranking officials in Athens say that Madoff’s particular skill set would be a perfect addition to the cabinet and that he would be the ideal man for the government’s attempts at reforming the economy.

Rumours that the charasmatic North Korean leader, Kim Il-sung., is to replace present foreign minister, Dora Bakoyainni have not yet been officially denied according to local media sources.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/01/07/greece.government.reshuffle/index.html?iref=newssearch

Warning: This report has a high satire content and is not recommended to people with a low tolerence to humour. Side effects include spontaneous laughter, smirking and wry smiles. Please consult your doctor if symptoms persist.

A few useful holiday tips

For those wishing to live their myth in Greece there is no better way of getting to know the culture better than to take part in local customs and traditions. This allows you an insight into the country that those left swigging lager or Red Bull back at the hotel pool will envy you for.

Luckily, for those who have missed Easter or Mardi Gras there is always a demo nearby for you to take part in. So why not take the plunge and get a little local colour to go with that gorgeous tan of yours.

Here are a few tips to help you get the most out of the experience;

1 - Always carry your passport. If you get stopped by the police it's a good to have it on you. Of course, having one from a nuclear armed nation is best of all as it ensures a suitable level of politeness from all those involved.

No wonder Iranians support their nuclear program so fervently, if for no other reason than to get a little more respect from foreign police forces and waiters.

2 Remember not everyone likes having their picture taken. Police, anarchists and right-wing knuckle draggers are particularly camera shy. They'll quite happily kick the crap out of you in lieu of each other if they mistake you for a reporter.

3 Dress the part. Lots of black and red for those with a problem accepting authority whereas the riot police prefer a more conservative olive green look which is much easier to wash all those stubborn bloodstains out of.

4 Accessorize appropriately. Bags, rucksack and haversacks are definitely this year's demo fashion no no's as they tend to attract the undue attentions of the police. Use a shopping trolley instead.

5 Learn a few phrases of the language. This not only shows politeness to your hosts but can also help avoid needless delays and misunderstandings. Here are some that may come in handy;

Δεν ατνιστεκομαι/ den antiSTEKomai

I'm not resisting

Μη με δειρνεις, ειμαι μπλογγερ, οχι δημοσιογραφος./ Me may DERneis, EImai blogger, ohi demosioGRAFos.

Don't beat me. I'm a blogger not a journalist.

Δεν ειμαι Αμερικανος/Εγγλεζος, ειμαι απο την Ισλανδια.

Dthen EIMai ameriKANOnos/ englLAZos EIMai Apo ten IslandTHIa.

I'm not American/English, I'm from Iceland.

Απο που ειναι το πιο κοντινο νοσοκομειο?

Apo Pou EINai to poi kontiNO nosokoMEIo?

Which way is the nearest hospital?

Follow these simple pieces of advice and you too will have a story to impress friends and neighbours back at home as sit admiring your holiday slides.